Laugh Date: Wednesday, November 22, 2017

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Monty Python and the US Presidency

Adapted for the web by Dave Bealer

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Here's a new take on the "Black Knight" sketch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

 

George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "Look you stupid bastard, you lost the election."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "No I didn't!"

George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "Well, what's that, then?"

As both men watch, Bush's final (soon to be certified) lead increases from 300 to 930 votes.

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "I'm invincible!!."

George W. "King Arthur" Bush: "You're a looney."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore: "The New Democrat always triumphs!!"

George W. "King Arthur" Bush (to Cheney): "Come on, let's go prepare for the inauguration."

Al "The Black Knight" Gore (as they leave): "Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's comin' to you! I'll sue your legs off!!"

(fade out)

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