Best of RAH96
Taglines From October 1996
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Shin - a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Do witches use spell checkers?
Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh d'etat!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2
Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
The name is Baud, James Baud.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go
E Pluribus Modem
Mainframe - the largest available PC peripheral
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Windows - just another pane in the glass.
Ultimate office automation - networked coffee.
Press any key... no, NOT THAT ONE!
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt driven.
A fate worse than a fate worse than death? That sounds pretty bad.
- Lord Blackadder
Read my chips. No new upgrades.
Programmer - a red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with
People with no vices usually have annoying virtues.
Taglines from the motion picture Blazing Saddles
"To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch." - Bart
"Send a wire to the main office - tell them I said... 'ow!'" - Taggart
"We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen!" - Gov. Le Petomaine
"I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy." - Gov. Le Petomaine
"Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters." - Hedley Lamarr
Not to worry, everyone is equal in my eye." - The Executioner
"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Bart
"Oh, baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb." - Bart
"Well, raise my rent! You are the kid." - Bart
"I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille." - Jim
"The little bastard shot me in the ass." - Jim
"I always like to keep my audience riveted." - Bart
"These are... the common clay of the New West. You know, morons." - Jim
"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!" - somebody named Johnson
"Mongo ain't exact a 'who.' He's more of a 'what.'" - Jim
"Candygram for Mongo!" - Bart
"Let's face it, I'm tired!" - Lili Von Shtupp
"...them schintzengrubens can wipe you out." - Bart
"Mongo only pawn in game of life." - Mongo
"They said you was hung." - Charlie "...and they was right." - Bart
"Alright, I'm through being Mr. Goodbar." - Hedley Lamarr
"Boy, is he strict!" - Jim
"And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens." - Bart
"'Head them off at the pass?' I hate that cliche!" - Hedley Lamarr
"I got an idea that'll slow them down to a crawl." - Bart
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!" - Taggart
"Piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!" - Slim Pickens
"Not in the face!" - Buddy Bizarre
"Get your pies for the great pie fight!" - Baker
"Taxi! Drive me off this picture." - Hedley Lamarr
"Wow! You shot the bad guy." - Jim
"Come on, let's check out the rest of the flick." - Bart
"Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there." - Jim
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.